September 2009
4 posts
09/29/09 - Things I'd Like To Yell From the...
Things I’d Like to Yell from the Bathroom 3
Alright… Here we go with Part 3 of the “Things I’d Like To Yell From the Bathroom” series…if you haven’t read either of the first two (http://jamesgates.tumblr.com/post/111307664 , http://jamesgates.tumblr.com/post/141036141 ) it’s pretty straightforward—sometimes, there’s things that you’d just like to scream out to the whole world. Thing is,...
09/16/09 - Snapshot 4 - Kanye West Bit, 09/15
Snapshot 4 – Kanye West Bit, 09/15
The following is, to the best of my memory, a transcript of one of the bits I performed last night at the ICT COMEDY show at Blue Lounge…and if you weren’t there, it’s time to start rethinking your priorities. Seriously—if you have THE OFFICE on DVD, that means you can watch it anytime! Get your ass off the couch and be part of the real world! We’re waiting...
09/09/09 - "All Up In It" - A Short History of...
“All Up In It” – A Short History of Missionaries
In the history of civilization, Christianity has long been known as one of the most permissive and laid-back of all religions. In fact, in many parts of the world, the term “Christian” has come to be synonymous with “Hey, you do you thing, I’ll do mine—I’d never judge or push my beliefs upon you.” But this wasn’t always the case…
At the...
09/07/09 - Year of Lessons
Year of Lessons
(Pretty self-explanatory—these are 12 lessons that I happened to learn during these particular months…)
· Lesson I’ve Learned in JANUARY: Never let a lady touch your memory stick…
· Lesson I’ve Learned in FEBRUARY: There is no Black Future Month, so during History month you gotta give it up for both…
· Lesson I’ve Learned in MARCH: Just...